March 4th, 2003


Your joke of the day. Courtesy of my email.

At The Pub...

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a
pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they
were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in
each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust.

The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued
drinking it, as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out
over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT!! SPIT IT OUT

Goddamn . . .

Too much to do. Not enough time to do it. I know it will all fall together but damn my laziness.

Happy Mardi Gras by the way. I'm not really celebrating this year. You know, I too am boycotting the French and their lack of support for this great nation of ours. I wanna be just like Tink! I'll probably be showing my tits though. But I better not just get a lame ass strand of beads.

Heh heh heh . . . it's going to be a Lenten party. Woot!!!!!!!